1 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:13,572 Well, they don't cut hair at Grocery Gil's... 2 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,409 but they sure cut prices. 3 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:23,147 So I'm gonna cut to the chase and cut the ribbon. 4 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:27,556 By the power vested in me by the guys who cut me the check... 5 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:31,221 I, TV personality Ross Darren... 6 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:32,695 Thank you. 7 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:39,363 Declare store number 235 officially open. 8 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:49,004 I always hated broccoli. 9 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,615 Gotcha. 10 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:41,119 Before we continue, I'd like to acknowledge some of the donors... 11 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:44,457 who have made Gotham's great concert hall possible. 12 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,121 Mr. Bruce Wayne. 13 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:54,168 And Mr. Herbert Zeigler, philanthropist and accomplished pianist. 14 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,275 What will you play for us tonight? 15 00:02:56,443 --> 00:03:01,074 I play Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, Opus 27, No. 2. 16 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,803 Hope that buffs out. 17 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:13,102 Well, despite the glossier uptown venue... 18 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:16,215 tonight's abduction has all the earmarks of this afternoon's. 19 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:19,580 Both were highly theatrical, public humiliations. 20 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:23,485 Oh, like those newfangled extreme game shows from Japan. 21 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:29,090 I sometimes watch the telly while I'm dusting. 22 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:34,090 No ransom's been made so the motive must be personal. 23 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:37,669 Which means there has to be some link between the two victims. 24 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,567 "Match." 25 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:45,644 Ross Darren and Herbert Zeigler worked together 30 years ago on a game show. 26 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,746 A game show for kids called... 27 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:52,784 Think Thank Thunk. Put on your thinking caps. 28 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,688 I've done a lot of dusting over the years. 29 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:02,288 As I recall, the program was involved in some sort of scandal. 30 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:07,059 It seems someone may still be harboring a grudge. 31 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:13,136 - Bert, wake up. - What? 32 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,308 What's going on? 33 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,965 Ross? 34 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,976 Where are we? Who did this? 35 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,080 Fear not, little men. 36 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:25,344 All will soon be revealed. 37 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:31,685 Just one more piece of the puzzle, then the real fun begins. 38 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:40,391 Put on your thinking caps. It's time to Think Thank Thunk. 39 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,502 Sponsored by Kremelos, the gooey taste treat. 40 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:47,903 Now, here's your host, Ross Darren! 41 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:52,673 Welcome to the show where the biggest brain reigns. 42 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:56,680 Ready to have some fun? Let's meet today's contestants. 43 00:06:56,850 --> 00:07:01,651 The challenger is Yelena Kleimenoff... There's a mouthful. 44 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:05,348 Whose family recently defected from the Soviet Union. 45 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:09,018 Good luck, Yelena. You're gonna need it against our champ. 46 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:12,096 Arte Brown is the brain to beat. 47 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,895 He's been winning for 12 straight weeks. 48 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:19,903 Let's make it 13, Ross. 49 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,167 Arte Brown was undefeatable. 50 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,504 And obnoxious. 51 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,045 The category is astronomy. 52 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:31,013 Arte, you can win if you choose a three point question. 53 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,243 Three points, Ross. 54 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,252 Put on your thinking cap. 55 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:41,524 For three points and the win, name all 13 of Jupiter's moons... 56 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,858 the person who discovered them and the year of their discovery. 57 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:48,899 I thought you were going to ask a difficult question, Ross. 58 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,094 Let's begin with Europa... 59 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:57,202 and Lysithea by Nicholson, in 1937. 60 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,044 Oh, so close, Arte. 61 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:05,310 Lysithea was actually discovered in 1938. 62 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,214 Thirty-eight. 63 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:11,324 That means Yelena is our winner! 64 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:16,861 And here's your consolation prize. A lifetime supply of Kremelos. 65 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:20,000 No fair! 66 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,060 Arte's mother claimed the show was rigged... 67 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:27,366 - and sued the show's producer. - Bert Zeigler. 68 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,373 Zeigler had deep pockets and a lot of friends in city hall. 69 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:33,513 The lawsuit was dismissed, Arte faded into obscurity... 70 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:37,981 and Yelena became a world-class chess champion. 71 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:43,112 - Sir? - Yelena's playing in Gotham. Tonight. 72 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:50,490 This has been a very aggressive game so far. 73 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:55,533 Yelena Kleimenoff has control of the center while keeping her king well-protected. 74 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,222 The computer's been on the defensive... 75 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,032 since the 10th move, when Yelena captured its knight. 76 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,165 Bishop to B6. 77 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,101 Bishop to B6. 78 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,442 - That's going to win it for... - What the...? 79 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:18,715 I said, bishop to B6. 80 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:33,067 Knight takes bishop. 81 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:01,759 Pick on someone your own size. 82 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,313 Scrappy little fellas. 83 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,626 It's The Batman. 84 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,938 No fair! 85 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,319 No fair! 86 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,583 Report. 87 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,885 Then the games can begin, little friend. 88 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,928 The Batman? 89 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:10,400 Well, the game grows more intriguing by the moment. 90 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,805 This looks like someone's idea of a reunion. 91 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,444 Well, someone better tell us what's going on. 92 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,205 Quiet, Bert. He'll hear you. 93 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,683 Who are you? 94 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,153 The man you cheated. 95 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,661 Arthur Brown. From the show! 96 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,523 Little Arte? 97 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,725 I was winning too much so you let her win. 98 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,996 You gave her an easy question. 99 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,866 You did? 100 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,905 Look, if this is about the prize money, I'll cut you a check. 101 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,070 Money can't soothe the pain of humiliation. 102 00:11:55,248 --> 00:12:00,311 Nor can my consolation prize of a lifetime supply of Kremelos! 103 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,012 Though they are moist and delicious. 104 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,351 What do you want with us? 105 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:09,189 Why, revenge, of course. 106 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,525 You got to humiliate us. Wasn't that enough? 107 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:13,928 Relax, Ross. 108 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,068 In the spirit of gamesmanship... 109 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,264 I'm giving you all a chance to walk away Scot-free. 110 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,638 If you can defeat me in a rematch. 111 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:32,712 So put on your thinking caps. 112 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,918 Arte Brown was a brilliant student with a bright future... 113 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:41,288 but it looks like he threw it all away. Dropped out of school, dropped out of life. 114 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,691 All over his obsession with a game. 115 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,662 You, on the other hand, never were much for games. 116 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,803 - Even as a child. - There was work to do. 117 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:53,166 Play is the work of children. 118 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:59,471 And Arthur, evidently, continues to act out his childhood revenge fantasy. 119 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,547 Act or reenact? 120 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,480 - I know where to find Arte. - Sir? 121 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,644 Where would you start looking for a boy who never grew up? 122 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,319 Put on your thinking caps. 123 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:19,591 It's time to Think Thank Thunk. 124 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,669 Welcome! 125 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:29,172 Now let's meet tonight's contestants. 126 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:33,643 Three of the worst liars and cheats ever seen on national television. 127 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,372 Here's how the game works. 128 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:39,746 You've had access to my books. You'll take turns asking me questions. 129 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,249 If I answer wrong, you score a point. 130 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,188 Three points and you all go free. 131 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,993 However, for every question I answer correctly... 132 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,995 I score a point. 133 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:58,127 Three points for me and you all get dunked in acid. 134 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:11,350 At this point in the show, we would usually break for a word from our sponsor. 135 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,680 Don't you wish? 136 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,930 Keep an eye on it for me, kid. 137 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,859 Are you one of Arte's friends? 138 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,869 Yes. 139 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:09,531 My, you're a big one. Arte's down in his room. 140 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,076 Thank you, Mrs. Brown. 141 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:27,583 Now, now, what have I told you boys about roughhousing? 142 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:32,994 Orpheus, Castor, Hercules, Meleager and, of course, Jason himself. 143 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,192 That's all 50 Argonauts. Am I right? 144 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,674 That's one for me. 145 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:52,707 - Your question was too easy! - You trying to get us melted? 146 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,444 Yes, yes, yes, please. 147 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,284 For pity's sake, ask me something challenging. 148 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,604 That would be two for me, none for you. 149 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,772 Better score or it's acid city. 150 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:32,223 In the subject of mathematics, what is the number pi? 151 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:37,886 Pi, of course, is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. 152 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,329 But that number cannot be expressed as a finite decimal. 153 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:45,438 But in the spirit of gamesmanship, I will recite the number to 50... 154 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,438 No, 100 decimal places. 155 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:53,136 3.1415926... 156 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:01,648 46375. 157 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,822 That's it. I win, I win. 158 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:10,623 - But more importantly, you lose. - No! 159 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,994 - Oh, no, you can't! - No! 160 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,635 - This is ridiculous. - Arte, please. 161 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,679 The Batman. 162 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:31,340 Your timely arrival proves that there's at least one intellect in Gotham City... 163 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,282 worthy of Cluemaster. 164 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:38,185 - Give it up, Arthur. - Arte Brown never surrenders. 165 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,621 But in the spirit of gamesmanship... 166 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:46,254 I shall give you, The Batman, one chance to save their cheating lives. 167 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,127 A bonus round! 168 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,893 I don't play games. 169 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,667 But you will play or they get acid-washed. 170 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,208 Is this all you have to show for your life, Arthur? 171 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,777 Bitterness and revenge? 172 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,541 You could have done something positive with your talents. 173 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,979 Like Yelena did. 174 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:08,712 Bonus round. Stop Cluemaster and they go free. 175 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,582 Well, that doesn't seem fair. 176 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,317 Is there anything the great Arthur Brown doesn't know? 177 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,656 You'll find out. 178 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,992 - What can I ask you about? - Anything! 179 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,227 - No topic is off limits? - History, science, literature. 180 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:27,839 - Music, biology, current events? - Anything! Let's go, already! 181 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,497 Okay. 182 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:33,839 Name the true identity of The Batman. 183 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:39,080 - Trick question! Ask another! - You said I could ask anything. 184 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:43,210 No fair! 185 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,294 No! 186 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,196 Cheater. 187 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:18,482 I'll show you the true identity of The Batman! 188 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:45,983 Would you kids like some milk and Kremelos? 189 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,430 Master Bruce. 190 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:05,002 I trust your bout with little Arthur Brown resulted in your favor. 191 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,833 Alfred, I didn't think I was much for games... 192 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,738 until I beat Cluemaster at his own. 193 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,178 So think you can take me? 194 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,642 Let's have a go, then.